Sunday, November 21, 2010

Where have I been all this time???

Well, for starters, moving. (Non mi piache- yes, learning a little Italian was on the 'to do' list along with the moving)  Lots to do, and never enough time to do it in.

But I would like to share with you my friend Janis's blog and what we've both been up to:

Grannyhangers are decorative necklace holders with rings to hang your glasses on.  If you're anything like me, you have at least 6 pairs of reading glasses, (preferably one in every room)...and you still can't find any of them when you need to actually read something.  Or you pop them on top of your head (sunglasses too), bend down, where they immediately fall off and then shatter on the floor. (Non mi piache)

Well, these attractive little ditties will solve that problem.

Each one is unique, incorporating polished stones, copper, silver and/or gold, and they come in a variety of colors and styles. Click on the link above and check them out...and her blog.

We  both geared up together to do a craft fair, which wasn't 'all that', but it was a start.  I'm working on a website to go with this blog, business cards, research...and all the other things required to make my varied ventures successful. (...well, OK, I'm just hopelessly creative...or have A.D.D....or both...but that's another matter.)

Here are some photos from this last Saturday's craft fair.

 A variety of Grannyhangers

A variety of decorative cloth dolls...

...the whole enchilada...

Stay tuned for all that's happening...

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Of Bug Bites and Flooring - Materials and Choices - sort of...

I'm dog sitting for a friend this week at their home.  Two lovable labs who want nothing more than to eat, go for 'walkies'...and shed. I can't say that I blame them on the latter.  It's hot during the summer in Reno. I can think of few things more miserable than having to endure the heat of the high desert with a fur coat on, so I sympathize.

Unfortunately, while I slept,  I was also apparently sharing the house with some other vicious and hungry creepy crawlies who decided my back was the local midnight buffet line.  Needless to say, I awoke to some very angry, red welts and swollen nymph nodes that I can only surmise are hives.  I'm guessing of course.  I don't have eyes in the back of my head to really get a good look - and having not experienced the joy of hives before,  this is a new experience for me. I will say this: I have never had such a severe reaction to a bug bite, which had me a bit concerned. It also got me quickly scanning the Internet for possible culprits and if they were life threatening.  After surmising that I wasn't in need of immediate medical attention, I set upon researching how best to make sure I wasn't on the menu for any subsequent entomological dinner plans.  Along with suggestions of completely stripping the bed linens and setting the wash cycle to 'nuke',  the articles also suggested clearing out any possible nesting places and doing a thorough cleaning to suck the little buggers up.

Now let me explain here. If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, I wouldn't go as far as to say my friends do the opposite and spend every night dancing with the devil, but they certainly have dinner with him on occasion.  The dog fur and detritus on the floor could use some cleaning up, and attempts at eradicating it not only turned up a healthy dose of moths, but several radioactive sized spiders as well ( ALL were presumed guilty before proven innocent of the late night raid, and I handed out swift judgement and immediate death sentences.) My cleaning blitzkrieg even turned up a small scorpion!  YIKES!!!  I think my discomfort would have been infinitely more painful if he was the culprit, but he was executed anyway. Stay outside where you belong dammit. Anything as virulent looking as yourself enters my domain, you're just asking for slaughter.

Anyway, vacuuming up the place sounds easy enough, but Murphy's Law also reared its ugly head along with the critters, so it's been a start again, stop again scenario.  My friends own two large homes, and between the two of them, they also own several vacuum cleaners. Every single one of them - I kid you not- guaranteed to stop working within 10 minutes.   I think it's actually a selling point for them.

SALESPERSON:  Hello Madam, how may I help you today?

FRIEND: I need a new vacuum cleaner, but I really hate doing it.  Can you show me a vacuum that will crap out within 10 minutes so I have a legitimate excuse not to do it?

SALESPERSON:  Why yes Madam.  This model here, TheTotallyWorthless3000, has all sorts of swoopy features that are all guaranteed to stop working upon even the slightest salacious glance at, or the mere thought of using them.

FRIEND:  That's great. I also have two dogs who shed profusely and I can't bear to part with it. What model do you suggest?

SALESPERSON: This one madam is an excellent choice.  With absolutely no suction whatsoever, it will refuse to pick up a single hair and will merely billow it around until it unites into large, gloriously, tumbleweed-like formations...

...and so it goes.  Vacuum for 10 minutes, let the poor dear catch it's breath for an hour, vacuum for 10 minutes...let it rest again...

The amazing thing is, I don't usually buy expensive vacuum cleaners myself, and yet I still manage to find ones so capable, so studly in their suction capacity, that I've been known to vacuum up copious twigs, the charred remains of burnt offerings from the wood stove, and even large pine cone fragments. I'll bet it would easily suck up a small animal if given the opportunity.  My vacuum is so voracious, it regularly tries to inhale entire area rugs.

But anyway, the point I'm making is that this little episode got me thinking about the choices one has for flooring materials, and how those choices can either make for an easy care life style - or a constant battle with the elements such as the one I've just described.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as perfection when it comes to most building and finishing materials, and that includes flooring. Any given material will do some things very, very well, and some things not so well.  The key is in choosing materials whose  imperfections are ones you can live with. Like finding a mate, there is no such thing as finding a perfect product, just finding a product that is perfect for you.

  As I've stated earlier, I live in mountain country.  The copious amounts of crud available to be readily traipsed into the house is astounding.  Pine needles, sap, snow, mud, pollen, twigs and 'nature' of every variety abounds here.  The bottom of my hiking boots regularly attests that, yes indeed, bears really DO in fact sh*t in the woods...along with a great many other creatures.  To say that I live in a 'dirt intensive' environment would be an understatement.

Given that, I'll cop right here, I'm not a big fan of wall to wall carpet.  Too much of a crud collector for my tastes. They say an average carpet is dirtier than a city street.  Believe it son. In fact, I'd say most city streets are cleaner.  They usually get a good steam clean and scour at least once a week, which is a lot more than can be said for your carpet. (Yeah, that's the  reason you keep getting those parking tickets because you left your car parked on the street on the appointed days)

But even if you don't live in a rural area, cleaning carpets after pets and kids can be equally as trying, if not more so. (My elderly cat, before she finally went to that big kitty litter box in the sky, had an unerring radar for cleaned carpets. It was her cue to ceremoniously christen it with a particularly large hairball - or barf up her dinner.)  You've got kids and pets?... and you still want wall to wall carpet?  Masochist.

Along with the filth attractant, carpets can also be the cause of other issues, including health ones.  Carpets can off-gas irritants and/or be an open invitation to other malevolent critters, such as fleas and dust well as whatever creature decided to have its way with me the other night.  If you're hyper sensitive to these issues or have allergies, seriously consider other flooring options.

If you really must do wall to wall, this site has some great 'quickee' information on what to look for:

 But let us explore some of your flooring options:

Friday, July 30, 2010

Life's a Beach...

I'm having one of those days.  We've all had them.  There are times when all the planets align, not in a good way, and you find yourself in the middle of a mega caca pasa fest. Just to add to the hilarity, it's not one of your own making. This one came at the hands of a third party dipping into my checking account unauthorized.  After a quickly made phone call, I was assured all would be well - and corrected....but not until sometime next week.  Well, that's just peachy sir, but rent is due on Sunday, and you just yanked out 25% of it without so much as a 'by your leave'.  I hang up the phone and think "Hey, Thanks for the help. I wasn't tight enough on cash flow yet." (Heavy sarcasm intended)  At which point I started channeling 'Bruce Almighty':

B-E-A- yuuuuu-tee-ful.

I admit it.  I suck at this.  Especially when it comes to being financially squeezed. The sheer frustration of being relegated to sitting on my hands until the cogs of an impersonal business entity ever so
sl-o-o-o-o-wly turns drives me nuts. (especially when it comes to fixing their own errors). 'Saddle 'em up, move 'em out, Rawhide!' -  that's my motto. Just git 'er done. Yup, that's how I roll.

Unfortunately, the rest of the world usually doesn't. 

So rather then work myself into a stressed out lather over something I have no control over, I decide to pull up my big girl panties, and give myself a 'time out'.  I need to get out of the house.  I need to go for a walk...something to dissipate my anxious energy.  Fortunately, I live a five minute walk from the lake. It's a gorgeous Lake Tahoe summer day...and gratefully, the beach doesn't cost me nothin'.

I sat there basking in the sun's rays, while finally cracking open a book that looks to be apropos for what's going on in my life right now (Repacking Your Bags).  I'm only half attentive to the text though, I'm distracted by the many mini scenes going on all around me .  As small children play along the shore, I have a flash back on how nice it was to be that age; when your biggest worry was getting sand in your pants (especially that super fine stuff that gets into every crevice.  That's the worst!)  and the inevitable pouting when those 'big people party poopers' (parents) decided it was time to leave.

The wind is blowing a soft but persistent stream, tossing the water into something you don't normally see on mountain lakeshores during summer months - waves that could almost pass as ocean surf. A few older kids are on their boogie boards, riding the waves.  I doze in and out of consciousness, but instead of hearing the familiar gentle lap of water meeting the shore, there is the sound of mildly crashing water.  I smile while telling myself a little joke, wondering if this whips up enough negative ions to improve my 'tude.

The sun becomes intense despite the wind. I wade in and brace myself to take the first swim this summer, wondering if the water has warmed up enough to be past icy, stop-your-heart temperatures. The initial shock of cold water hitting warm skin makes me shiver.  Once committed to taking the plunge, it's really quite refreshing.  The water is warmer than the wind above it. I float below crystalline blue skies as I let the water wash my cares away.  Yeah, today was trying.  But really, in the grand scheme of things, it's really not all that tragic.  As a boss used to say whenever the proverbial sh*t hit the fan -"hey, what's the worst they can do? -they can't eat ya".  True enough.

Some days, life's a bitch...
But at Tahoe, even on a bad day, Life's a Beach.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Location, Location, Location?

You've heard that phrase before.

The rebel yell of real estate agents everywhere.  This plaintive cry applies to everything from starting and keeping a business running to buying a home.  The 'three L's', you will be told, are of the utmost importance.  When it comes to a business endeavor, location has more to do with traffic, visibility and accessibility.  A residential location on the other hand, has other equally important concerns in regards to location.  Common on the homeowner wish list are preferring that your future home is in a good enough neighborhood that it doesn't require steel bars on all your doors and windows, vicious dogs in the yard...and possibly a moat..., low traffic and noise level, proximity to good schools ( if you have kids),  non proximity to schools if you don't (See: noise level) and of course, being in plausible walking distance to at least three Starbucks in any given direction.

If you are thinking of buying a home, building a new one yourself, have plans for resale, or embarking on a remodel project of an existing home, this is one of the most important decisions you will make.  If you're a new home buyer or building a new one, does the home site have everything you want?  If you're remodeling or selling, does the surrounding neighborhood justify the expense of a remodel or touch up? Will you get your money back in a reasonable amount of time or are you overbuilding for the area?  (If you intend to live in this house  until the day you die - disregard the overbuilding clause and do whatever you want.  Hey, it's your house and your money, live a little...)  If you're on a budget, I believe the real estate mantra is 'Buy the least expensive home in the best neighborhood you can afford'.  The rest is a no brainer.  Or is it?

I would like to suggest an addition to this verbal pantheon.

Exposure, Exposure, Exposure.

And no, I am not referring to the ability to flash your neighbors at will. (and you shouldn't be even thinking about it unless you've got the body of a Greek god, or Pamela Anderson...)

I'm referring to the exposure of the building to its surroundings, sun orientation and such.

If you are building a new home from the ground up, you will want to pay attention to your site plan.  It is extremely important to make sure the house plan you fell in love with is a perfect match with the lot you want.  Nothing is more heart breaking than building your dream home, only to discover after it's built that it has all the sunlight of one of those long, deep, dark, South American caves where bats like to hang out.

If you have the opportunity and you are not in a hurry to build, track where the sunlight falls on your lot during each of the four seasons. You will want to have some idea where the sun will come streaming in through the windows in each room.  This equally applies to remodeling and home additions too.  While on a remodel, most of the existing house plan and orientation will remain, it's where you choose to put your new windows or how you open up the space that will make the difference. And don't be afraid to think outside the box.  Try to envision what an existing room could be, not what it is now.

Example:  Do you have a formal living or dining room you never use, yet your adjacent kitchen is a dark little warren the size of a gum wrapper?  Think about opening up the two rooms to create that open floorplan gourmet kitchen you've always wanted. You can make an existing bad floorplan great with a little vision and creativity.

In new construction, you have the option to flip the floorplan, move rooms around, or use a new floorplan entirely to better suit the lot.  Do as much pre planning as you can on paper.  It is far cheaper and easier to change things on those recycled and pressed wood chips than it is to do so while in the painful throws of the actual construction.  (Future Post: Design As You Go - or - How to blast your budget into the 'on your knees and weeping, just shoot me now' stratosphere...)

Do you like a sunny morning kitchen?  East facing windows are a plus.  Do you live in a hot climate and dislike the feeling that your main living area has been set to 'broil' while you self baste in your own juices in the summer afternoon sun?  Then avoid windows facing west.

Southern exposures usually make everyone happy (unless you're already in a really hot climate even during the winter months).  The sun will be low on the horizon in the winter, bathing south facing rooms with light and warmth, but high over the roofline during the summer months when you don't want the heat.

Besides catering to us light freaks, don't underestimate how sun exposure can contribute to 'Green Design'.  A sunny exposure in winter not only results in sunnier dispositions, but it also means sunnier rooms that require less heating costs.  Add tile floors to that sunny exposure, and you'll have some passive solar heating action working for you too.  The opposite holds true in the summer in hot climates.  North facing windows in a bedroom will keep those rooms cooler, most of us preferring colder temperatures to sleep comfortably- which translates to less air conditioning and cooling costs. Ditto on a two story home with bedrooms on the bottom floor,  building part of the home into a hill, or rooms with cathedral ceilings and operable transom windows, etc.  Heat rises, keeping those rooms naturally cooler.

Other things to consider too: How do you operate in any given space. Will the sun be streaming through the windows right where you intended to place your flat screen TV?  You won't be able to watch it due to the intense glare unless you leave the blinds drawn all day long.  I once lived in a place that had so much sun in the kitchen that I literally had to wear sunglasses to bake Christmas cookies.  There is something to be said for 'too much of a good thing'.

Room placement, sun exposure, ceiling height, cross ventilation, skylights, transom windows, low E glass, finishing materials, etc, can all help control light and temperatures in a room and contribute to a home environment with Green Design in mind.  Going into those options in detail is a post for another day, but do consider them if you're planning a building project.  Their inclusion can impact your heating and cooling bills immensely as well as your attitude.

Example of what NOT to do...

I currently live in mountain country.  Long on winter, short on summer, homes often surrounded by tall pine trees and plenty of snow; any home here with a bright, southern exposure and year round sunlight is a much sought after commodity.  So a few years ago, a series of contractors and speculators chose to build a row of townhouses that did the exact opposite.

It was at the height of the housing boom, where properties for sale were scarce in the area and demand was high.  When this happens, you can just about bet money that there will be a lot of 'slap 'em up' building going on. The assumption is that buyers are so desperate, they'll lap up just about anything that's on the market.  As a result, very little thought or consideration is usually put into the building on any level. Location, sun exposure, layout, traffic pattern, finishing materials...ummm, can you get any furniture in it and actually live in the place? (Another future post: Architectural interior space planning - or complete lack thereof...) 

Hey, fuhgedaboudit.

Unfortunately for the speculators, contractors and banks, the housing market here took a tank before they finished building the units.

With the exception of a few small bedroom windows, note in the above picture how the garage is the only part of the house that gets all of that wonderful southern exposure, warmth and light...while the main living areas are all north facing. (That's great if you're an Orc of Lord of the Rings fame and eschew the light of day all year round.  For the rest of us?...not so much...)  Those rooms will always be dark year round, and VERY cold come winter, requiring you to continually nudge that thermostat up. Another consideration in this particular area is snow-pack.  We get a lot of it.  It's not uncommon to get a 4 foot dump in one night. In a heavy snow year, you can count on those bottom windows in the main living area being completely covered by January unless you're constantly out there shoveling it. North facing?  The white stuff won't be melting off until June...
Now you really are living in a cave! Bright spot?  Your kids will just love sledding down their own personal icy (but dirty) Matterhorn squatting semi-permanently in your backyard like a frozen Jabba the Hut. (You're laughing, but I've actually seen this happen!)

But it gets better! These buildings also have all those northern exposure windows of the main living areas facing an unobstructed and marvelous view of...

-wait for it-

one of the seediest trailer parks on the entire north shore.

I'm told the inhabitants of said trailer park have a penchant to party 24/7.  Exacerbate that with the typical  building speculator bare minimum, 'cheapest building materials, insulation and windows money can't buy', and the noise level reaches aggravating levels.  Those who have rented the townhomes complain of never getting a moments peace.  They move out soon after.

Asking price for a two bedroom? Between $320,000 and $350,000.  Are they kidding me?
Needless to say, the properties still haven't sold after several years and are now owned by the bank.

This is me being surprised....

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Welcome, World...

I've been working on this site for awhile and it has taken me a few months to actually bite the bullet and launch it.  And now finally, here it is.  I'll be adding content and photos, information and knowledge as I go, but I now have a place to start.

So often, I stumble across things in the design industry that inspire or incense me, blow me away with their creativity, or stun me with the sheer ignorance of it all.

As an Interior Designer specializing in Kitchen and Bath Design (well, OK, who am I kidding?  Having spent a fair amount of my career working for contractors doing whole house remodels, what I really specialize in is tearing people's homes apart right down to rough stud, redesigning it and starting over...) it is always surprising to me how little knowledge a homeowner has about what they are getting themselves into when they embark on any type of home improvement project. That lack of knowledge often leads to frustration, anger, tears, temper tantrums, sleepless nights, rapidly emptying bank accounts and threats of legal action.  And that's just from the contractor!  Multiply that by a factor of ten and you've got a homeowners reaction.

It just doesn't have to be that way!

Having worked a great deal on the construction end of the Interior Design field, (not just the froo-froo decorating end) I've had the unique opportunity to work with all phases of a remodel or  new construction project - from the initial concept, design phase, bidding and construction to the finished 3D reality.  In addition to the knowledge that comes from the usual designer's job of working with clients, space-planning and the plethora of finishing materials and products, I've also interfaced with architects, engineers, building departments, contractors, sub contractors, other designers, vendors, retailer's...the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker...well, you get the idea - all those needed to get a project from point A to a finished point Z.  I not only know how all these different entities operate within a construction project, more importantly, I know how they think.

Which means, dear friend, that I've got 'the dirt' on the whole enchilada.  Call it the 'Kitchen Confidential' and 'the Waiter Rant' of the residential design and building industry.  
Why spill all the beans? Because I can! But also because I'm a big believer in the phrase "Knowledge is Power".  I also know that the building process, while often painful, doesn't have to be anywhere near as miserable as it often is for homeowners if they just had some of that knowledge on how it all works.  There is a rhyme and a reason to it, and there definitely is a progression...and building projects work best when it is understood and followed. 

So often, when dealing with a client, it is near impossible for any one of the above pro's , myself included, to impart all of their years of experience and knowledge, distilled down into an easily and quickly digested increment that a client can absorb during your relatively short time with them.  Given deadlines, the immense amount of details and a pro's not knowing what their client do and do not understand about the project they are embarking on, information from a pro to a client unfortunately often falls under the category of the Hawkeye Pierce quote: 

"I didn't think I had to explain the incredibly obvious, the merely obvious would suffice".

It usually doesn't.

So toward remedying that end, this blog was born...

I'll confess, I'm not being completely altruistic here.  If a client understands the process, it not only will make their life a heck of a lot easier during a design and construction project, but hopefully everyone else's job as well, mine included.

So buckle up buttercup, engage brain and put your memory in's lookin' at interior design and construction, kid.